princemizuki:

She’s my magical girl that raises the dead, okay?

i just want to buy 999 hair kits so all of my hairstylist dreams can come true 

i mostly want dat norn hair

hillsarealivewiththesoundoforr:

While I was out hunting Scarlet and her minions, I couldn’t help but notice a familiar Sylvari on the rocks observing. Elliot has taken quite an interest in her. I’m not sure that it’s a healthy interest, either. I think I will be keeping an eye on him. 
There are many times I wonder what he would be like if he was human. I’m sure he’d find Scarlet a lot less interesting and a lot more killable if he were.
Oh well. He’s a good guy, for the most part. I hope he doesn’t let me down.
-Tristyn Bell

hillsarealivewiththesoundoforr:

While I was out hunting Scarlet and her minions, I couldn’t help but notice a familiar Sylvari on the rocks observing. Elliot has taken quite an interest in her. I’m not sure that it’s a healthy interest, either. I think I will be keeping an eye on him. 

There are many times I wonder what he would be like if he was human. I’m sure he’d find Scarlet a lot less interesting and a lot more killable if he were.

Oh well. He’s a good guy, for the most part. I hope he doesn’t let me down.

-Tristyn Bell

So, I’ve been participating in the ongoing adventures of Operation Stop Scarlet Briar. I suppose it’s a good thing, since she is causing chaos all over Tyria. No one wants that, right? But I can’t help but have a bit of a soft spot for her. She’s a fascinating woman, after all. I learned a bit about her from Emissary Vorpp. Attending Asuran colleges? I didn’t know Sylvari could even get into those! She’s inspiring! And not to mention beautiful. 
I’ve always just wanted to sit down with her and discuss science and technology, which is something I’ve grown increasingly interested in with my time outside the Grove. I find her metal contraptions both horrifying and interesting. I keep trying to sneak away scraps to tinker with in my spare time. I-I mean. You know. For science. 
Erm. Well… anyway. Today something significant happened during one of the invasions. I could swear by the Pale Tree that she followed me around Gendarren Fields. Admittedly, following me with malicious intentions… but following me none the less! There was just something… I just felt something that I cannot explain when she blasted that net onto me. No, it wasn’t pain. It… I don’t know. Ugh, this is frustrating. 
In any case, I… I should get to preparing for the next attack. This has become a masochistic cycle for me, really. 
- Elliot 

So, I’ve been participating in the ongoing adventures of Operation Stop Scarlet Briar. I suppose it’s a good thing, since she is causing chaos all over Tyria. No one wants that, right? But I can’t help but have a bit of a soft spot for her. She’s a fascinating woman, after all. I learned a bit about her from Emissary Vorpp. Attending Asuran colleges? I didn’t know Sylvari could even get into those! She’s inspiring! And not to mention beautiful

I’ve always just wanted to sit down with her and discuss science and technology, which is something I’ve grown increasingly interested in with my time outside the Grove. I find her metal contraptions both horrifying and interesting. I keep trying to sneak away scraps to tinker with in my spare time. I-I mean. You know. For science. 

Erm. Well… anyway. Today something significant happened during one of the invasions. I could swear by the Pale Tree that she followed me around Gendarren Fields. Admittedly, following me with malicious intentions… but following me none the less! There was just something… I just felt something that I cannot explain when she blasted that net onto me. No, it wasn’t pain. It… I don’t know. Ugh, this is frustrating. 

In any case, I… I should get to preparing for the next attack. This has become a masochistic cycle for me, really. 

- Elliot 

Divinity’s Hunt

nornengineer:

This Queens jubilee, I keep hearing about there being excellent hunting there. I’ve never had good hunting in any of my previous visits to Divinity’s Reach. As soon as I can get away from this lodge I’m determined to get on a hot air balloon and find out what damage pistols and a flame thrower can do.

Yes, please come! The Crown Pavilion is the perfect place to test your skills! All the opponents are very tough, but really that just makes it all the more fun. I was there all yesterday! It’s exciting. 

- Elliot 

So Tristyn came to see me the other night. I was taking a break from my duties in Orr. Drinking of course. Tristyn… wanted to get back with me. You know, after he broke up with me. Missed me or something. I dunno. I don’t get it. He cried a lot and I just felt really bad.
I don’t like it when people think less of me and… he basically admitted that’s what he did when we were together. He said he’d be better, but I don’t want to take another change. I don’t like being hurt. Who does, really? Emotional pain kinda sucks more than physical. I don’t need it.
Sides, I’ve got all this work to do in Orr. I don’t have time worrying about my love life and personal crap or whatever. It’s not me that matters. It’s everyone else. Tristyn could do better anyway. He left me to be with another guy in the first place. 
I dunno. I suck.
- Nicholas Holmes

So Tristyn came to see me the other night. I was taking a break from my duties in Orr. Drinking of course. Tristyn… wanted to get back with me. You know, after he broke up with me. Missed me or something. I dunno. I don’t get it. He cried a lot and I just felt really bad.

I don’t like it when people think less of me and… he basically admitted that’s what he did when we were together. He said he’d be better, but I don’t want to take another change. I don’t like being hurt. Who does, really? Emotional pain kinda sucks more than physical. I don’t need it.

Sides, I’ve got all this work to do in Orr. I don’t have time worrying about my love life and personal crap or whatever. It’s not me that matters. It’s everyone else. Tristyn could do better anyway. He left me to be with another guy in the first place. 

I dunno. I suck.

- Nicholas Holmes

I’ve been hanging around with a guy named Tristyn a lot lately. He’s interesting. We have things in common. We are both green necromancers. 

Anyway. Ever since Dragon Bash has started, I’ve been obsessed with collecting candy. Tristyn keeps following me around too. I ate a bunch and threw up on him. Totally accidentally, I promise. 

- Dahliah Blythe

sylavributts:

Here is an anime boy I made inspired by Boku no pico ofc

w hat

sylavributts:

Here is an anime boy I made inspired by Boku no pico ofc

w hat

When Blythe finally picks an Order...

  • Logan: So, Advocate... which Order do you plan on joining?
  • Blythe: It really depends on which has the sexiest outfit.
  • Logan: ... Are you joking?
  • Blythe: No, I'm completely serious. I want to look fabulous while I'm fighting the risen.

Dahliah Blythe, Necromancer, Level 33.